HELLO POKEROS!!!!!

[bigtruckdude]

Im new on this forum & want to introduce myself & let :laser:
u know that IM here for 3 important reasons
1/Learn & Learn & KEEP LEARNING
2/Find out the BEST poker forum o the web
3/Make NEW POKER-FRIENDS
.......Hello to all of u, c u on the tables!!!!!!!
If u have any advice for me I will appreaciate it!!
Thx

[CaliNaughti]

Welcome to the forum bigtruckdude! Great to have you aboard. We love meeting new poker players and ofcourse having them join in on the games! If you have any questions please feel free to jump into chat box or just ask anyone. Were a super friendly bunch!
See you on the felt! :cheer2:
Cali

PS: Id watch out for Barron..he bites or may mistake you for a fire hydrant!

[KMCWA]

Welcome to our asylum bigtruckdude. You have entered the best damn poker forum and some of the nicest people I have found in the 3 years I have been on Poker Stars. Best advice I can give you is bring the A game to the tournaments. Fine folks that we are, we take our games seriously. As for your other wish, you will learn and learn some more. Beware the Duck. He has that grin on his puss for a reason. If you fell somebody playin footsie under the table, it probably is him. Also hcal has a collection of voodoo dolls.:bounce:

[Yoda]

Welcome to our asylum bigtruckdude. You have entered the best damn poker forum and some of the nicest people I have found in the 3 years I have been on Poker Stars. Best advice I can give you is bring the A game to the tournaments. Fine folks that we are, we take our games seriously. As for your other wish, you will learn and learn some more. Beware the Duck. He has that grin on his puss for a reason. If you fell somebody playin footsie under the table, it probably is him. Also hcal has a collection of voodoo dolls.:bounce:

I bet he trying to figure out what the heck all that meant. Welcome to Holdem Freaks!

only one way to find out.....
:censored:

[Barron40]

Welcome Bigtruckdude. Now that you have had many welcomes and a few warnings, let me give you the full scoop since I am one of the more serious people here (don't joke too much). :rockon:

First: This is a great site and you should enjoy. Lots of great people that like to
have fun. :grouphug:

Second: Don't trust anything the women say here. They will deceive and
manipulate. :peep:

Third: Yoda is not really a JEDI. He might think he is, so play along. Say things at
games like "It is your destiny" or "the force is strong with this one" and you
will win a friend. He likes that. :painkiller:

Fourth: If you look at our TLB for each month you will see a woman has never won
it. They don't like to be reminded of that so please do not bring it
up. :peep:

Fifth: Misty does not sleep through all the games (just most of them). :behindsofa:

Sixth: You listen to HF radio during games and hear a Bic lighter clicking, you will
know Melina is hosting. :hippie:

Seventh: Cali will make you blush. Don't let it fluster your play. :cheer2:

Eighth: HCAL was not on the Jamaican bobsled team. :mullet:

Ninth: If you ever see PokerRef at tables please block his chat. He will never stop talking and drives everyone crazy. :tape: :director:

FInally: If you sit at my table and I raise, please fold because I never bluff. :angel:

Welcome aboard my friend HEHE.

[StarlightCoast]

BigTruckDude, you are are here, you are trapped, there is no escape!!!!! You looked in, saw something alluring. You wondered.... should I step in? You did. Buwahahahaha!!!

The door slammed shut behind you......... on it's own. Funny, you thought to yourself, there is no way to open it from the inside. Must be another exit you thought. Buwahahahaha

The windows are sealed shut, there is no other door even the chimney is filled solid with cement. Buwahahahaha

What more could be said about your visit. Let me borrow the Eagles lyrics to explain it to you completely.


On a dark info highway, cool wind in your hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, you saw a shimmering light
Your head grew heavy and your sight grew dim
you had to stop for the night
Cali stood in the doorway;
you thought you heard a bell
You were thinking to yourself,
�this could be heaven or this could be hell
Cali lit up a candle and she showed you the way
There were voices down the corridor,
you thought you heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel Holdem Freaks
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Holdem Freaks
Any time of year, you can find it here


Last thing you remember, you were
Running for the door
You had to find the passage back
To the place you was before
relax, said Yoda,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

Cali held the candle and she motioned you her way
There were voices down the corridor,
You thought you heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel Holdem Freaks
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Holdem Freaks
Any time of year, you can find it here

Welcome to the hotel Holdem Freaks
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Holdem Freaks
Any time of year, you can find it here


So there you are. Be seated... be well... but you are eternally....... trapped. Buwahahahah!!!!

[Misty]

Welcome Bigtruckdude. Now that you have had many welcomes and a few warnings, let me give you the full scoop since I am one of the more serious people here (don't joke too much). :rockon:



Second: Don't trust anything the women say here. They will deceive and
manipulate. :peep:



Fourth: If you look at our TLB for each month you will see a woman has never won
it. They don't like to be reminded of that so please do not bring it
up. :peep:

Fifth: Misty does not sleep through all the games (just most of them). :behindsofa:

Eighth: HCAL was not on the Jamaican bobsled team. :mullet:

Ninth: If you ever see PokerRef at tables please block his chat. He will never stop talking and drives everyone crazy. :tape: :director:



Welcome aboard my friend HEHE.


Too funny...

:welcome:

~ Da... sleeper :laugh:

[Yoda]

BigTruckDude, you are are here, you are trapped, there is no escape!!!!! You looked in, saw something alluring. You wondered.... should I step in? You did. Buwahahahaha!!!

The door slammed shut behind you......... on it's own. Funny, you thought to yourself, there is no way to open it from the inside. Must be another exit you thought. Buwahahahaha

The windows are sealed shut, there is no other door even the chimney is filled solid with cement. Buwahahahaha

What more could be said about your visit. Let me borrow the Eagles lyrics to explain it to you completely.


On a dark info highway, cool wind in your hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, you saw a shimmering light
Your head grew heavy and your sight grew dim
you had to stop for the night
Cali stood in the doorway;
you thought you heard a bell
You were thinking to yourself,
�this could be heaven or this could be hell
Cali lit up a candle and she showed you the way
There were voices down the corridor,
you thought you heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel Holdem Freaks
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Holdem Freaks
Any time of year, you can find it here


Last thing you remember, you were
Running for the door
You had to find the passage back
To the place you was before
relax, said Yoda,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

Cali held the candle and she motioned you her way
There were voices down the corridor,
You thought you heard them say...

Welcome to the hotel Holdem Freaks
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Holdem Freaks
Any time of year, you can find it here

Welcome to the hotel Holdem Freaks
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Holdem Freaks
Any time of year, you can find it here


So there you are. Be seated... be well... but you are eternally....... trapped. Buwahahahah!!!!

I loved this too.:evil::evil: You guys have way to much free time. This poor new guy wont know what hit him

[A REAL DEAL]

:rockon:Welcum truckdude you like the freaks trust me :yield: