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Barron40
03-20-2009, 03:03 PM
Since the ladies have not faired to well in this game, I have a few suggestions for this game. Hope these help.

FIRST SUGGESTION

Make this a "Chicks versus One Dick" game. Allow only one guy to play and the chicks will have probably a 50/50 shot of winning this game. But no guarantee for the chicks. :hungry:


SECOND SUGGESTION

Make this a "Chicks versus Chicks" game. No men allowed and you surely will have a chick finally win. Right?
:love:


I hope you all see the love in the post and that I just want to make this fun for the women again. :washing:


SUGGESTION 3

The chicks can designate a guy to play for them. This would help allow guys to play but still give the chicks a chance to say they won even if a guy won it for them. :couch2:


SUGGESTION 4

Just not have the game anymore. This would make it very simple and the chicks would not have to worry about humiliation, depression, or lack of self confidence that comes with the beating you chicks take week in and week out. Do some basket weaving, needle point, or better yet; do some yard work for your man while he plays. :boink:

You may not understand this but your lack of winning sometimes lulls us into an over-confidence that hurts us when play against other men. :drama:


SUGGESTION 5

Have separate games for men and women. Winner from each game plays Heads Up for title. This will give women a better chance of at least making final. Winnning will still be difficult but you chances increased to almost 33% (hehe).

I know this may sound like like a lame way to even things up but hope you know there was love in
this post.
CaliNaughti
03-20-2009, 04:27 PM
Get off my leg Barron!! You dog you!!! :moony:

As long as your the one we play against we have a guarenteed win! If they had a smiley with a dog humping the smiley... it would be called the Barron smilie :kiss:
Barron40
03-20-2009, 04:59 PM
I may have to make this into a poll to get feedback from the others to see what they think :hat:
CaliNaughti
03-20-2009, 06:14 PM
Bring it on Barron!! :cheer2:
Booty
03-20-2009, 06:47 PM
Barron, Barron, Barron what are we gonna do with you lol. The problem with these suggestions is that we love playing with Dick to much for us to turn it int a chick vs chick game. And you dicks always so generous in letting us chicks "cum" but in this case "go" first hehehe
Barron40
03-20-2009, 09:37 PM
Actually I could have added a 3rd suggestion so the guys could still play.

The chicks can designate a guy to play for them. This would help allow guys to play but still give the chicks a chance to say they won even if a guy won it for them. :couch2:

I had to edit my first post to include that suggestion. What I do for you girls.
Booty
03-20-2009, 10:33 PM
lmfao your nutz but I love you
Sick Fish
03-21-2009, 05:21 PM
Barron, I'll have to say, that's some funny $his. Each suggestion got better. :yo:

I applaud your suggestions and if someone would have put forward a motion on one of your suggestions I think I would had to second it. :clap2:
Booty
03-21-2009, 06:04 PM
Barron I think I want you to be my dick since you come up with this shit hehehe
Barron40
03-21-2009, 07:35 PM
Hmmmmm? :decision:

That does not sound so bad. You would benefit in more than one way for that.:hug:
1GIANT1744
03-22-2009, 08:38 PM
Need a losers lounge. We could call it the "CHICK"en COOP...lol
Barron40
03-23-2009, 07:32 PM
Oh I love you ladies so much that I have thought this over and added a 4th suggestion to the original post. Who cares as much as I do about your well-being.? :evil: :pray:
Yoda
03-27-2009, 03:42 PM
I didint know there was chicks in these games.....Yoda needs a haircut.
GiJoeValdez
03-27-2009, 04:06 PM
LAMO!!!!1 @ Need a losers lounge. We could call it the "CHICK"en COOP...lol

YOU GUYS ARE HISTERICAL. I LOVE IT!!!

At first when I read the post I thought "oh hell he's going to get it now"

I think I am going to have to play more games. Seems like the guys are treating the women like their personal ATM's, and a bunch of SUGA MAMMA'S!!! lol
TexasBlondie
04-07-2009, 10:54 AM
Egomuch guys? We are so busy ummm doing things to ourselves, we often
forget we are in a tourney :)

Us chicks will try & control our carnal needs and try to
whip you guys!!
lady dessie
04-07-2009, 04:38 PM
why dont we make it whoeveractually wins the tourney instead of final table count, there is always more dicks than chicks in the games to start with, so the odds that there will be more dicks at the final table is much better than more chicks at table.
Barron40
04-07-2009, 04:52 PM
why dont we make it whoeveractually wins the tourney instead of final table count, there is always more dicks than chicks in the games to start with, so the odds that there will be more dicks at the final table is much better than more chicks at table.

Oh Lady Dessie. Please think of what you ask.

Do you ever want to have a chance? Woman winning it all? :der:

RIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! :peace:
lady dessie
04-07-2009, 07:08 PM
OH TSK TSK BARRON!!! I KNOW PLENTY OF THE CHICKS THAT HAVE TAKEN YOU OUT!!!! OF COURSE YOU MAY HAVE MORE OF A CHANCE IF YOU LEAVE ALL THE CHICKS LEGS ALONE!! AND WATCH IT TODDY BABE, YOU ARE SKATING ON THIN ICE AGREEING WITH BARRON LOL :crazy:
afrosheen23
04-14-2009, 02:57 PM
Hate to throw a wrench in this, but what happens if a Chick has a Dick? Does it play both sides? :confused::confused:
Barron40
04-20-2009, 08:59 PM
I am probably going out on a limb here with this suggestion. But I am here for the good of the game. Please don't laugh at this suggestion. :typing:


Suggestion

Have separate games for men and women. Winner from each game plays Heads Up for title. This will give women a better chance of at least making final. Winnning will still be difficult but you chances increased to almost 33% (hehe). :behindsofa:

I know this may sound like like a lame way to even things up but hope you know there was love in
this post. :plane:
Sick Fish
04-21-2009, 05:48 PM
33% sounds a little generous to me... :drum: