http://holdemfreaks.com/ Poker Discussion Forums en Sat, 19 May 2012 22:19:41 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.holdemfreaks.com/styles/vB_Dark/images/misc/rss.jpg http://holdemfreaks.com/ http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3784&goto=newpost Sat, 19 May 2012 01:24:51 GMT A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,... A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!" :lol::lol: ]]> The Lounge KMCWA http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3784 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3783&goto=newpost Sat, 19 May 2012 01:22:53 GMT A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which horse was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that... A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which horse was which.

A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was stuck again.

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear
off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn't tell them apart.

The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black horse.
:couch2: ]]> The Lounge KMCWA http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3783 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3782&goto=newpost Fri, 18 May 2012 01:22:15 GMT I am a filthy spammer I am a filthy spammer ]]> Upcoming Events mugkl554 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3782 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3781&goto=newpost Fri, 18 May 2012 01:07:38 GMT I am a filthy spammer and know I will be banned for spamming if I continue I am a filthy spammer and know I will be banned for spamming if I continue ]]> Poker Skins mugkl554 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3781 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3780&goto=newpost Thu, 17 May 2012 23:56:52 GMT

HoldemFreaks Live w/ Neolakraj 3 Winner's Gets Paid Home Game

What a FANTASTIC turnout last week. Lots HoldemFreaks members reuniting for fun and pleasure. Thank you all for playing! Be sure to tune in on HoldemFreaks Radio for some LIVE banter, entertainment and music!
1st Place $25 (Our fearless duck Mark)
2nd Place $10 (donated from JediGreg)
3rd Place $5 (donated from Neolakraj
Thank you for your generousity! Your the best!

Any music requests for the radio show please email me at neolakraj@gmail.com Also any messages or birthday 'shoutouts' you would like me to read on the show.
Thanks from Daniel aka Neo aka Neolakraj!!

Thank you Mark, Neolakraj and Greg for donating the money for this game! We all really appreciate it!

:cali: Winner :cali:
Congratulations to our Winners last week!!

PokerCherry 1st place$40 Reg Game
JediGreg 2nd place:$10 (donated back to forum Thank you!)

Mrs.Marlin22 :first: $20 Warm Up


Every one is welcome to play!!

:cali: :cali: :cali: :cali: :cali: :cali:

The stage is set; all you have to do is turn up and play! The tourney details are:

3 Winners Get Paid
Club ID: 32016
Date: 2012/5/20 21:35 ET
Game Type: NLHE
Betting Structure:
Buy-in: 300+75
Payout Structure: Top 15%
Starting chips 5K

Early Bird game info:

Game: STUD H/L
Time: 21:00
Starting Chips: 5000


How to become a HoldemFreaks Home Game Player

You are invited to join my private poker club for Home Games online.

- If you don't already have it, download the free PokerStars software
from http://www.pokerstars.net/poker/download/
- Open the main poker lobby, then click on the Home Games tab
- Click the 'Join a Poker Club' button
- Enter my Club ID number: 32016
- Enter my Invitation Code: nogutsnonuts

]]> Non-Points Buy-Ins CaliNaughti http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3780 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3779&goto=newpost Wed, 16 May 2012 07:29:24 GMT I am a filthy spammer and will not spamm this forum again I am a filthy spammer and will not spamm this forum again ]]> Non-Points Buy-Ins mugkl554 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3779 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3778&goto=newpost Wed, 16 May 2012 01:04:07 GMT After Lantern, Zhejiang Province, electricity consumption has been rising. According to the statistics of the Zhejiang Power Company, in February,... After Lantern, Zhejiang Province, electricity consumption has been rising. According to the statistics of the Zhejiang Power Company, in February, the whole society with the power and industrial electricity consumption year-on-year increase of 19.1% and 23%, most of these requirements from the business started, this is a positive signal.
However,chenille throw, compared to previous years, the level of activity of enterprises decreased, Although the station tide of migrant workers move, the export-oriented enterprises in Ningbo, Jiaxing,print blankets, orders were but a few years ago, the labor shortage situation appears again.
Is located in Jiaxing of Zhejiang sea ultra Wool Textile Co., Ltd. of existing workers more than 500 enterprises currently operating normally but the machines are often open incomplete, delivery time may be extended, is the lack of skilled workers. the relevant person in charge of the company, on the one hand, is more remote business location, not attract migrant workers and, more importantly, the local new engaged in clothing, sweaters industry's labor force is almost no mobility of foreign workers, so The recruitment is increasingly difficult. lot of the surrounding businesses have the same feeling.
According to the latest statistics of the National Bureau of Statistics, Zhejiang Survey Corps, 57 188 companies in February into the above-scale industrial enterprise database, started in February 1037, accounting for only 1.8%. According to another survey shows focus on the employment situation of the 11 cities and 160 manufacturing enterprises in February, recruit labor began active business and employment is expected in January than in December (last year's lowest level), continued to February The increase in the proportion of downsizing enterprises decreased. in February, 35.6 percent employment increase in the number is greater than the reduction in 32.5% of the enterprises did not change, the two accounted for 68.1% of the other 31.9% of the number of enterprises and employment reductions larger than the increase in net reduction in the proportion of enterprises end of last year dropped by 20.6 percentage points.
Gathered hundreds of knitting enterprise in Xiangshan, most enterprises this year's early start, but the number of workers is a serious shortage has also led to the difficult situation of many enterprises are facing a serious shortage of workers. the person in charge of the Ningbo Garment Co., Ltd. Chong Yu introduced this year, enterprises to reduce training costs, the production line set his sights on skilled workers,cotton blanket, but also the group of workers with no relevant experience in the The front still can not find work.
Side of the labor tension, on the other side is the size of contraction as orders slump in demand - the pattern of enterprise and employment attrition is greater than the increase in member has not been reversed. the surveyed enterprises the end of February with employees (including dispatched workers) 14.3 million new jobs were 0.48 million compared with the beginning of the year, but the termination or dissolution of labor contracts and other reasons to reduce the 0.54 million employees, including migrant workers accounted for 64.3 %, a net decrease of 0.06 million.
Overall, business and employment is expected to. 3 months, 31.9% of firms expect to increase employment, 59.4% of the enterprises are not expected to rise 8.7% of the enterprises are expected to reduce employment significantly more than the reduction in the expected increase in the number of workers. ]]> mugkl554 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3778 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3777&goto=newpost Mon, 14 May 2012 04:57:55 GMT Witchcraft in a whole new light.... Image: http://chzdatingfails.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/dating-fails-medieval-sex-play.jpg Witchcraft in a whole new light....
]]> The Lounge SavagePenguin http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3777 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3776&goto=newpost Thu, 10 May 2012 21:08:49 GMT

HoldemFreaks Live w/ Neolakraj Happy Mothers Day Game $50 Reg & $20 Warmup

$50 Regular Game and $20 Warm Up Game

Happy Mothers Day to all the Mothers out there from HoldemFreaks. May your day be filled with massages, bubble baths, brunch in bed and lots of.......errr..nevermind!! Kick back relax and enjoy the game! Everyone is welcome!

Any music requests for the radio show please email me at neolakraj@gmail.com Also any messages or birthday 'shoutouts' you would like me to read on the show. Thanks from Daniel aka Neo aka Neolakraj..

I am going to take advantage of this and send some of my fav players a shout out on the air! You should do the same!!

:bathbaby:

Winner paid through Paypal, check or giftcard!


:cali: Winner May 6 :cali:
Congratulations to our Winner last week!!

Mr323 :first: $25 Donated back to forum
TexOTeddy: $20 Donated back to forum
Thank you both for your generousity!


Please join us again in tonights special game!
1st Place $40
2nd Place $10

So bring your best game and lets all have a great time. Every one is welcome to play!!

You are going to need to download PokerStars.Net first if your USA. Takes 2 min!

:cali: :cali: :cali: :cali: :cali: :cali:

The stage is set; all you have to do is turn up and play! The tourney details are:

$50 Game

Date: 2012/5/13 21:35 ET
Game Type: NLHE
Betting Structure:
Buy-in: 300+75
Payout Structure: Top 15%
Starting Chips 5000
Yes Breaks!!

Early Bird game info:

$20 Winner Take All
Game: Omaha Pot Limit H/L
Time: 21:00
Starting Chips: 5000


How to become a HoldemFreaks Home Game Player

You are invited to join my private poker club for Home Games online.

- If you don't already have it, download the free PokerStars software
from http://www.pokerstars.net/poker/download/
- Open the main poker lobby, then click on the Home Games tab
- Click the 'Join a Poker Club' button
- Enter my Club ID number: 32016
- Enter my Invitation Code: nogutsnonuts

]]> Non-Points Buy-Ins CaliNaughti http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3776 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3775&goto=newpost Mon, 07 May 2012 00:58:15 GMT my new little blog :) http://colleenscancerpage.blogspot.ca/ my new little blog :)


http://colleenscancerpage.blogspot.ca/ ]]> The Lounge Melina 07 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3775 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3774&goto=newpost Wed, 02 May 2012 19:48:59 GMT _HoldemFreaks Live w/ Neolakraj Winner Gets $25 Gift Card Home Game _ Listen in to find out if we are adding money to the WarmUp Game. What a...

HoldemFreaks Live w/ Neolakraj Winner Gets $25 Gift Card Home Game

Listen in to find out if we are adding money to the WarmUp Game. What a FANTASTIC turnout last week. Lots HoldemFreaks members reuniting for fun and pleasure. Thank you all for playing! Be sure to tune in on HoldemFreaks Radio for some LIVE banter, entertainment and music! Your DJ on HoldemFreaks is Neolakraj!! Be sure to let him know what you's like to hear! Thank you Neo for DJing for us!!

Thank you Mark for donating the $25 Gift Card for this game! We all really appreciate it!

:cali: Winner :cali:
Congratulations to our Winners last week!!

SushiHound :first: $25 Reg Game
Eyekall :first: $20 Warm Up


Please join us again in tonights special game! The winner of this game will receive a $25 giftcard! So bring your best game and lets all have a great time.
Every one is welcome to play!!

:cali: :cali: :cali: :cali: :cali: :cali:

The stage is set; all you have to do is turn up and play! The tourney details are:

$25 Winner Take All
Club ID: 32016
Date: 2012/5/6 21:35 ET
Game Type: NLHE
Betting Structure:
Buy-in: 300+75
Payout Structure: Top 15%
Starting chips 5K

Early Bird game info:

Game: STUD H/L ...we may add money to this game so listen in!!
Time: 21:00
Starting Chips: 5000


How to become a HoldemFreaks Home Game Player

You are invited to join my private poker club for Home Games online.

- If you don't already have it, download the free PokerStars software
from http://www.pokerstars.net/poker/download/
- Open the main poker lobby, then click on the Home Games tab
- Click the 'Join a Poker Club' button
- Enter my Club ID number: 32016
- Enter my Invitation Code: nogutsnonuts

]]> Non-Points Buy-Ins CaliNaughti http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3774 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3773&goto=newpost Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:16:12 GMT A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me"

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

He never heard the gunshot. :laugh::laugh::laugh: ]]> The Lounge KMCWA http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3773 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3772&goto=newpost Wed, 25 Apr 2012 20:37:42 GMT

HoldemFreaks Live w/ Neolakraj $25 Reg & $20 Warmup

$25 Regular Game and $20 Warm Up Game

What a FANTASTIC turnout last week. Lots HoldemFreaks members reuniting for fun and pleasure. Thank you all for playing! Be sure to tune in on HoldemFreaks Radio w/ Neolakraj for some LIVE banter, entertainment and music! Be sure to message Neo to let him know what you'd like to hear! I will be trying to cohost again with Neo...hopefully we can get everything worked out! :bathbaby:

Winner paid through Paypal, check or giftcard!


:cali: Winner April 15 :cali:
Congratulations to our Winner last week!!

TexOTeddy :first: $25


Please join us again in tonights special game! The winner of this game will receive a $25 giftcard! So bring your best game and lets all have a great time.
Every one is welcome to play!!

You are going to need to download PokerStars.Net first if your USA. Takes 2 min! Everything else should be the same, I did it and my homegame info was there already!

Everyone is welcome!!

Tonights Home Game is being played with Play Chips. Lets just get together and visit, catchup, play some poker and have a wonderful time again. I can see that $25 Gift Card now! Thank you Scoop!! I hope to see everyone there!

:cali: :cali: :cali: :cali: :cali: :cali:

The stage is set; all you have to do is turn up and play! The tourney details are:

$25 Winner Take All

Date: 2012/4/22 21:35 ET
Game Type: NLHE
Betting Structure:
Buy-in: 300+75
Payout Structure: Top 15%
Starting Chips 5000
Yes Breaks!!

Early Bird game info:

$20 Winner Take All
Game: Omaha H/L
Time: 21:00
Starting Chips: 5000


How to become a HoldemFreaks Home Game Player

You are invited to join my private poker club for Home Games online.

- If you don't already have it, download the free PokerStars software
from http://www.pokerstars.net/poker/download/
- Open the main poker lobby, then click on the Home Games tab
- Click the 'Join a Poker Club' button
- Enter my Club ID number: 32016
- Enter my Invitation Code: nogutsnonuts

]]> Non-Points Buy-Ins CaliNaughti http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3772 http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3771&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:11:05 GMT :ducky::ducky::biggrin1::faint:The 4th grade class had all done well on a difficult test so the teacher brought in Lifesavers for everyone as a treat... :ducky::ducky::biggrin1::faint:The 4th grade class had all done well on a difficult test so the teacher brought in Lifesavers for everyone as a treat the next day. She decided to make a learning game of them and had the kids name the flavors as they ate each one. They all named the usual ones cherry, orange, lemon lime etc.
When they got to the honey flavored one, no one could seem to guess.
She decided to give them a hint. "Think of a name your mother calls your dad." she said.

Suddenly Lil Ralphy sitting in the back leaped to his feet and yelled, "SPIT IT OUT !! IT'S AN ASSHOLE !! ]]> The Lounge KMCWA http://holdemfreaks.com/showthread.php?t=3771